In their ongoing effort to prove themselves the most forward-thinking sports league, the NBA has abandoned the oppressive U.S. national anthem and replaced it with…
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Just in time for residents to return whatever they were hoping to wear, New York City’s Lawful and Appropriate Merriment Ensemble (LAME) Committee has issued…
Although Trump himself was granted a stay on an earlier order to release his tax returns, it seems that his young son Barron has not…
A purported environmental activist proposing baby consumption has been outed as a Chick-fil-A spokescow. Now, fellow attendees at Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s town hall say they are…
Following the advice of an anonymous “prominent doctor,” New York City’s Mayor Bill de Blasio has decided to demand $100 billion from any resident found…
In a shocking discovery that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez called “worse than we thought,” investigators just unearthed evidence that President Trump removed the tag from a White…
Continuing to be a lightning rod for controversy, Mattel recently released yet another Barbie composed of environmentally-unfriendly plastic. And they admit sales have been negatively…
In an attempt to capitalize on the latest impeachment craze, Planned Parenthood has joined the ranks of food manufacturers to create whatever mint-based product they…
In a move certain to soothe virtually anybody with internet access, Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham has appointed a team of social media experts to clear…
In a triumph for the health-conscious (and environmentally responsible) intravenous drug community, the Supreme Court finally banned dangerous vaping devices from safe injection sites. “Prior…