Online exercise gear retailers report record high sales at the beginning of 2026, but waistlines across America will likely not see a corresponding dip in…
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In an online debate that had witnesses glued to their computer screens, a competitive keyboard warrior pulled out a breathtaking win with a record-breaking 237…
After conducting an exhaustive study of your social media interactions (made possible by a partnership with the National Security Administration), Harvard University has concluded that…
Amid pressure from multiple government officials, Secret Service director Kimberly Cheatle has expressed her willingness to leave her position. However, she agreed only on the…
If you are one of the predicted 10 to 12 revelers planning to dress as Beetlejuice Boebert for this year’s office Halloween party, you should…
Mitt Romney has broken the oath that all politicians allegedly pledge to follow before they are allowed into government office, and insiders say that other…
New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham invoked her gubernatorial sovereign powers on Monday to “politely urge at gunpoint” that citizens of Albuquerque host soldiers in…
As the promised MMA fight between Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg seems increasingly unlikely to materialize, former president Donald Trump has offered to fill the…
In his ongoing efforts to curb undesirable comments on Facebook, chief linguistics officer Mark Zuckerberg is joining forces with Apple to create devices that will…
Former president Donald Trump has announced a line of collector’s items related to his arrest in Atlanta, Georgia last Thursday. After the success of his…