Immediately after Congress passed the recent “stimulus” bill to drain the American public dry (purportedly in a bizarre attempt to revive them), a press member…
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In yet another foolhardy attempt to assume the role of medical expert, President Trump took the unauthorized initiative to advise citizens to sanitize surfaces with…
After many citizens lost both their patience and their homes waiting for Congress to agree on a COVID-19 stimulus bill, struggling Americans were finally hopeful…
Despite decades of reassurance to the contrary by government officials, conspiracy theorists are again claiming that the luxury toilet paper reserve supposedly backing much of…
Although his promise to ban all gun models other than the Nerf Mediocre Squirter prompted outrage from obsessive Constitutionalists, Joe Biden’s approval ratings quickly surged…
In the latest attack on oft-victimized Elizabeth Warren, the Democratic National Committee (colloquially known as the Sanders Saboteurs) and her own campaign formed a sexist…
After decades in the trenches waging war against supersized sodas and even-more-supersized gun magazines (or “multi shell clip casings,” as they are often called), a…
In yet another sign that the modern electorate has outgrown antiquated policies, a spontaneous effort by frustrated voters has resulted in the abolishment of the…
In yet another example of the heroism typical of political figures, presidential-turned-senatorial candidate Joe Biden recently regaled his rapt audience with the tale of the…
Despite suggestions that his medical expertise is inadequate to oversee the battle against a potentially catastrophic disease outbreak, Vice President Mike Pence has proven himself…