After health product competitor Krispy Kreme began giving away a free doughnut to vaccinated customers, Marlboro has followed suit and is handing out one free…
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After campaigning on a vow to get the COVID-19 pandemic under control, President Joe Biden has successfully gotten the vaccination “into the arms” of not…
After admitting to touching thousands of nursing home patients with his cold hand of death, Governor Andrew Cuomo explained that the gesture was simply a…
After President Joe Biden boasted of increasing employment numbers, eagle-eyed economists noticed that the increase in employment seemed to coincide with the government’s decision to…
After repeat champion Simone Biles abruptly withdrew from further competition in the 2021 Olympics, armchair analysts were quick to give their expert opinions on the…
After witnesses claimed to see Mark Zuckerberg doing the walk of shame out of the White House for the third morning in a row, servants…
During yet another round of accusations of indecent exposure by Senator Rand Paul, Anthony Fauci explained today that despite his nakedness, he was actually wearing…
After passing his enormously popular vaccine passport mandate, France’s King Macron says he is “pleased and flattered” to hear of a planned social call to…
After being told that food was scarce in the luxury migrant camps along the southern border, immigration policy expert Kamala Harris used her trademark compassion…
Precocious four-year-old Kamala Smith (no relation to the vice president), of San Francisco’s Super Special Stars Preschool, has won President Biden’s competition to create the…