In a move that the victimized Twitter employee fears will lead to years of PTSD and expensive therapy, new board member Elon Musk began his…
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After years of playing straight person to the dynamic comedy duo of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, Jen Psaki is reportedly pursuing a more serious…
After winner Will Smith had his Oscar for best actor revoked, runner-up Joe Biden was given the award for his role in the political comedic…
In the tightest race for the award to date, CNN edged out Fox News and MSNBC to win the prize for Best Fictional News Series.…
In yet another attempt to control the information his subjects are allowed to access, Russian President Vladimir Putin “had a friendly and completely consensual little…
In a blow to the clearly innocent Jussie Smollett, he became the victim of yet another invisible hate crime–again with literally nobody anywhere near him–as…
Like his colleague Jen Psaki before him, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg has continually expressed his desire to help the most impoverished Americans afford fuel during…
In an effort to sanction Vladimir Putin into more appropriate behavior, foreign policy expert Patricia Arquette has insisted that Russia be banned from the Galactic…
In his latest endearing gaffe, President Joe Biden accidentally gave former president Donald Trump’s 2019 State of the Union Address, instead of his own carefully…
Dedicated environmentalist John Kerry has confirmed that he recently flew his private jet to Russia to plead with Vladimir Putin to consider the carbon footprint…