After consistently outlawing the importation of baby formula from Europe, the FDA faced an apparent problem in February when multiple U.S. manufacturers had to close…
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After their audience had dwindled down to a total of 14 people–12 of whom were mothers of their network anchors–CNN has finally seen its first…
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President Joe Biden faced yet another smear campaign from Russian sympathizers this week, as conspiracy theorists spread bizarre rumors that he had a mysterious prodigal…
After discovering that sharp objects were the second-most common murder weapon used in the United States, President Joe Biden has implemented an executive order to…
In a move that the victimized Twitter employee fears will lead to years of PTSD and expensive therapy, new board member Elon Musk began his…
After years of playing straight person to the dynamic comedy duo of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, Jen Psaki is reportedly pursuing a more serious…