After fruitlessly seeking common ground during a heated lead-up to their national convention, Libertarian Party members have finally discovered a cause on which the majority…
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Continuing his battle cry for the everyman, the artist known as Oliver Anthony has released a ballad bemoaning the agony of today’s boxed-in freeway driver. …
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In their latest show of creative genius, Hollywood bigwigs have announced they will once again be recycling their past successes into a remake. And after…
As supply chain issues continue to plague the country, it seems that the crisis has finally reached Big Ink. Once seen as endless spigots, the…
In another embarrassing disclosure for the U.S. Senate, school records obtained by Project Veritas confirm what many have long suspected–that the majority of members failed…
After thinking that visiting a foreign planet would make for a nice Spring Break activity, one alien family is desperately trying to leave the place…
After Elon Musk seemed poised to proceed with his buyout of Twitter, his analysis of the users has allegedly put the deal in jeopardy. Musk…
After the unanimously positive response to her suggestion that women unable to procure baby formula should “try breastfeeding,” life coach Bette Midler has continued to…