President Joe Biden demonstrated his trademark knack for empathy as he visited Florida victims of Hurricane Idalia, telling them that he too had experienced “horrific”…
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In yet another demonstration of their devotion to inclusivity, Disney has announced they will be remaking the 1975 classic movie “Mahogany,” with Miley Cyrus playing…
After fruitlessly seeking common ground during a heated lead-up to their national convention, Libertarian Party members have finally discovered a cause on which the majority…
Continuing his battle cry for the everyman, the artist known as Oliver Anthony has released a ballad bemoaning the agony of today’s boxed-in freeway driver. …
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As the new school year began in limited areas of the country, teachers in a handful of districts had the opportunity to give the Department…
In their latest show of creative genius, Hollywood bigwigs have announced they will once again be recycling their past successes into a remake. And after…
As supply chain issues continue to plague the country, it seems that the crisis has finally reached Big Ink. Once seen as endless spigots, the…
In another embarrassing disclosure for the U.S. Senate, school records obtained by Project Veritas confirm what many have long suspected–that the majority of members failed…
After thinking that visiting a foreign planet would make for a nice Spring Break activity, one alien family is desperately trying to leave the place…