After years of butting heads with Georgia over CNN’s “insufferable” behavior, Alabama has abruptly packed its belongings and left the area. The news network itself…
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In an online debate that had witnesses glued to their computer screens, a competitive keyboard warrior pulled out a breathtaking win with a record-breaking 237…
A recent survey of schoolteachers has revealed what you probably already knew: other people’s children just aren’t as good as yours. Each new school year,…
According to CNN’s poll of their own staff members, whose employment coincidentally hinges on the results, their ratings have been skyrocketing for the past several…
With the rising stars of the Democratic Party showing by their mere existence that young women of color are the rightful heirs to the throne,…
Merely 65 years after the Supreme Court ordered the official desegregation of schools, a panel appointed by Mayor Bill de Blasio has a bold plan…
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In a shocking scene straight out of a horror book (of scripture), a Missouri woman was cursed with a decidedly unfashionable body made entirely of…
After thousands of disgruntled customers rightfully pointed out that moral truth is more important that empirical facts, Amazon is finally addressing those concerns in their…
Meteorologists at a local news station were likely stunned this afternoon when Hurricane Wilma, by all accounts a “vibrant force of nature,” suddenly collapsed into…