Confirming widespread rumors, Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke finally confessed that his threat to confiscate AR-15 rifles was part of an elaborate promotional agreement between himself…
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Although Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez prefers to keep her complaints to herself and avoid the limelight, she finally came clean about the tragic loss of her beloved…
In what has been hailed as the standout moment in the Democratic debate, Robert Francis McFly MacGregor O’Sullivan “Beto” O’Rourke promised to finally put an…
Fundraising season always puts local neighborhoods on edge, but this year’s coupon book sale finally brought the clash that has seemed inevitable for years. The…
In just the latest bizarre incident of machinery revolt, computers at the New York Times office reportedly self-animated this morning and began typing stories intended…
Since the Trump administration was rocked by revelations of Sharpie usage, authorities have been scrambling to determine if the illusory pen may have been used…
Putting rumors of a Cruella de Vil partnership to rest, Senator Bernie Sanders has finally revealed his choice for running mate. Explaining that killing puppies…
After triumphing in debates on all known political subjects, actress/activist Alyssa Milano is now poised to address other areas of interest to her. She spent…
After a decades-long struggle to come to an agreement, both sides of the gun debate may finally have a deal that makes sense to everyone.…
In a highlight of his presidential campaign, Senator Bernie Sanders visited the thriving country of Venezuela to visit fans, swap fond memories of the late…