After decades of well-founded alarm about global warming (interspersed with a few warnings of an imminent ice age), climate experts admitted last week that all…
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Although viewers of the recent debate claimed that Robert Frances O’Flannigan McGregor O’Rourke–known as “Beto,” for reasons that remain a mystery–was dodging questions about gun…
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In an apparent effort to become the New York Times of network television, ABC recently aired what it erroneously claimed was footage of Trump personally…
In a rare move for the selective fact-checkers at Snopes, they recently bestowed upon the entire New York Times–including all past, present, and future articles—their…
Taking a brief hiatus from campaigning for Bernie Sanders, Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield have decided to sabotage their own economy for a fun change.…
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In an incident that FBI sources say is unprecedented in the history of the machine, a lie-detector apparatus hooked to Elizabeth Warren exploded and caught…
After Twitter users erupted in fury over a picture of Right Twix and Left Twix sitting in shameful harmony at a football game, Left Twix…