After receiving unjustified criticism for helping to develop an app that automatically proclaimed him the winner, “Mayor Pete” Buttigieg hurried to quash any unpleasantly relevant…
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In what is clearly a transparent investigation to explain a “completely accidental, super surprising” vote counting error, the totally competent Democratic caucus leadership in Iowa…
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With next week’s gun rally looming in Virginia, Governor Ralph Northam has enacted a temporary ban on the Constitution at the Capitol. He warns that…
After undercover footage showed actor Vince Vaughn fraternizing with public enemy Donald Trump, Twitter convened an emergency Cancel Court to determine an appropriate punishment for…
In a humorous faux pas, Senator Cory Booker’s latest attempt to pander to Spanish-speaking voters nearly resulted in an international incident between the U.S. and…
Joining such reliable news outlets as Vox, The Daily Beast, and those supermarket tabloids that just found Bigfoot, The LA Times emphasized to its readers–all…
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Displaying the modesty and selflessness that viewers have come to expect from the Hollywood elite, Michelle Williams used her Golden Globe acceptance speech to thank…