After their exemplary handling of vote tabulation in their Iowa Democratic Caucus, leaders have been given the honor of checking the final count to determine…
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After receiving unjustified criticism for helping to develop an app that automatically proclaimed him the winner, “Mayor Pete” Buttigieg hurried to quash any unpleasantly relevant…
In what is clearly a transparent investigation to explain a “completely accidental, super surprising” vote counting error, the totally competent Democratic caucus leadership in Iowa…
After only one day of opening statements in the impeachment trial of President Donald Trump, authorities have been overwhelmed by the mysterious sudden death of…
After struggling for years to find his niche, actor Adam Schiff seems to have found the role that has long eluded him. His performance as…
With next week’s gun rally looming in Virginia, Governor Ralph Northam has enacted a temporary ban on the Constitution at the Capitol. He warns that…
After undercover footage showed actor Vince Vaughn fraternizing with public enemy Donald Trump, Twitter convened an emergency Cancel Court to determine an appropriate punishment for…
In a humorous faux pas, Senator Cory Booker’s latest attempt to pander to Spanish-speaking voters nearly resulted in an international incident between the U.S. and…
Joining such reliable news outlets as Vox, The Daily Beast, and those supermarket tabloids that just found Bigfoot, The LA Times emphasized to its readers–all…
Continuing their time-honored tradition of patting themselves on the backs in their $8,000 dresses, the Hollywood elite did not disappoint with their most recent slew…