At last night’s presidential debate, many listeners thought they heard Senator Bernie Sanders proclaim that “billionaires shouldn’t exist,” prompting them to assume he disapproved of…
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Despite the fact that their recent attempts to revoke their subjects’ rights have met with only limited success, optimistic Virginia legislators are continuing to examine…
After numerous unflattering clips of his comments were recently released, presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg announced today that he would be seeking treatment for a debilitating…
Following an argument with Attorney General William Barr about his excessive Twitter use, President Donald Trump has reportedly run away from home and vowed not…
After buying all available advertising time on every existing station, presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg is in talks with Cable News Network (CNN) to buy them…
In his continued effort to reach disenfranchised voter pools, presidential candidate Bernie Sanders attended a Valentine’s Day Antifa rally at Harvard University, where desperate students…
After a fan recently asked Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to expound upon some complicated market principles, she finally revealed her surprising primary inspiration for economic theory:…
After Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Venezuela 14th District) expressed concern about Republicans’ extreme “bootstrap initiative,” GOP leaders argued that the only reason such shoe accessories have…
Viewers were shocked when Nancy Pelosi, the normally dignified Speaker of the House, inexplicably tore up her copy of President Donald Trump’s State of the…
After their exemplary handling of vote tabulation in their Iowa Democratic Caucus, leaders have been given the honor of checking the final count to determine…