In his ongoing efforts to curb undesirable comments on Facebook, chief linguistics officer Mark Zuckerberg is joining forces with Apple to create devices that will…
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After thinking that visiting a foreign planet would make for a nice Spring Break activity, one alien family is desperately trying to leave the place…
After Elon Musk seemed poised to proceed with his buyout of Twitter, his analysis of the users has allegedly put the deal in jeopardy. Musk…
As safe spaces quickly reached maximum capacity at Twitter headquarters today, employees openly panicked at the growing threat of evil billionaire Elon Musk taking over…
After failing to secure a takeover of Twitter (followed by attempts at Instagram, TikTok, and finally Myspace), Elon Musk has moved on to negotiations with…
In a move that the victimized Twitter employee fears will lead to years of PTSD and expensive therapy, new board member Elon Musk began his…
Trusted investigative journalists have uncovered irrefutable evidence that President Donald Trump is planning to use giant catapults, or trebuchets, to thwart potential tsunamis. Reporters from…