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Trump challenges Biden to geriatric cage match for presidency

September 7, 2023 |

Trump challenges Biden to geriatric cage match for presidency

As the promised MMA fight between Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg seems increasingly unlikely to materialize, former president Donald Trump has offered to fill the…

Obama Sues Trump for Plagiarizing Immigration PoliciesAugust 7, 2019
In an already scandal-ridden presidency, the Trump administration has been hit with yet another blow. To the surprise of everybody who has avoided all news…
Trump Vows Fiscal Responsibility “Right After the Next Holiday”August 9, 2019
Citing frustration with Democrats’ overspending, President Donald Trump has called for a return to the fiscal responsibility on which the GOP prides itself. He has…
Real Housewives of D.C. Casts Melania TrumpAugust 9, 2019
Years after the cancellation that shocked all six loyal viewers of the show, The Real Housewives of D.C. has been rebooted with a caliber of…
Commission to Implement Price Controls on StarbucksAugust 12, 2019
After desperate pleas from caffeine-deprived citizens, politicians on both sides of the aisle have promised to intervene in the catastrophic price hikes on the coffee…
Bible Study Class Revealed As Front for Crime RingAugust 12, 2019
An intended pleasant surprise has unearthed scandal in a previously respected women’s Bible study group. A prominent church in a once-peaceful Iowa town (name withheld…