Engaging in a ritual available to only the most privileged politicians, Hillary Clinton was recently spotted at the salon getting a new layer of Teflon…
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After struggling to fight off the obvious sexual advances of the obsessed Freedom Convoy participants, a frustrated Justin Trudeau finally addressed his closeted admirers in…
After advocating tirelessly for the safety of his subjects during the violent “Freedom Convoy,” Prime Minister Justin Trudeau faced yet another challenge today after finding…
Displaying the attention to important issues that has earned his record-breaking approval ratings, President Joe Biden has announced that he will provide clean crack pipes,…
Story and photo by reporter Kenny McGuffin Jr. A parade of semi trucks organized to pay tribute to the Canadian government is now 100 miles…
After President Joe Biden’s poll ratings dropped to record lows, anonymous sources claim he is planning to reinstate the recent eviction moratorium in a bizarre…
Continuing to tout the obvious success of the U.S. withdrawal from Afghanistan, President Joe Biden boasted today that despite thousands of weapons being abandoned in…
After campaigning on a vow to get the COVID-19 pandemic under control, President Joe Biden has successfully gotten the vaccination “into the arms” of not…
After admitting to touching thousands of nursing home patients with his cold hand of death, Governor Andrew Cuomo explained that the gesture was simply a…
After President Joe Biden boasted of increasing employment numbers, eagle-eyed economists noticed that the increase in employment seemed to coincide with the government’s decision to…