Although Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez prefers to keep her complaints to herself and avoid the limelight, she finally came clean about the tragic loss of her beloved…
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In what has been hailed as the standout moment in the Democratic debate, Robert Francis McFly MacGregor O’Sullivan “Beto” O’Rourke promised to finally put an…
In just the latest bizarre incident of machinery revolt, computers at the New York Times office reportedly self-animated this morning and began typing stories intended…
Since the Trump administration was rocked by revelations of Sharpie usage, authorities have been scrambling to determine if the illusory pen may have been used…
Putting rumors of a Cruella de Vil partnership to rest, Senator Bernie Sanders has finally revealed his choice for running mate. Explaining that killing puppies…
After a decades-long struggle to come to an agreement, both sides of the gun debate may finally have a deal that makes sense to everyone.…
In a highlight of his presidential campaign, Senator Bernie Sanders visited the thriving country of Venezuela to visit fans, swap fond memories of the late…
In his ongoing efforts to improve schools, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has asked local Mafia members to help PTA leadership motivate parents…
After years of butting heads with Georgia over CNN’s “insufferable” behavior, Alabama has abruptly packed its belongings and left the area. The news network itself…
According to CNN’s poll of their own staff members, whose employment coincidentally hinges on the results, their ratings have been skyrocketing for the past several…