In a shocking discovery that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez called “worse than we thought,” investigators just unearthed evidence that President Trump removed the tag from a White…
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In an attempt to capitalize on the latest impeachment craze, Planned Parenthood has joined the ranks of food manufacturers to create whatever mint-based product they…
In a move certain to soothe virtually anybody with internet access, Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham has appointed a team of social media experts to clear…
In a triumph for the health-conscious (and environmentally responsible) intravenous drug community, the Supreme Court finally banned dangerous vaping devices from safe injection sites. “Prior…
In a rare ongoing consensus, Republicans and Democrats have long agreed that the age of 16 is the perfect time for children to be used…
You probably noticed something different about Justin Trudeau in recent photos, but perhaps you couldn’t quite put your finger on what it was. But in…
After speculation erupted about a whistleblower’s charge against Donald Trump, the president finally took to Twitter to set the record straight, admitting, “It is true…
When Joe Biden spoke at the ribbon-cutting for a refurbished amusement park now bearing his name, he took the opportunity to regale the audience with…
At 11:47 p.m. on Sunday evening, The New York Times made the latest in a series of corrections, nobly admitting that they had made a…
Confirming widespread rumors, Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke finally confessed that his threat to confiscate AR-15 rifles was part of an elaborate promotional agreement between himself…