In just the latest bizarre incident of machinery revolt, computers at the New York Times office reportedly self-animated this morning and began typing stories intended…
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After triumphing in debates on all known political subjects, actress/activist Alyssa Milano is now poised to address other areas of interest to her. She spent…
In a brave show of tenacity, Jussie Smollett continues to fight for justice after being harassed yet again by what his lawyer calls “irritatingly competent”…
After years of butting heads with Georgia over CNN’s “insufferable” behavior, Alabama has abruptly packed its belongings and left the area. The news network itself…
In an online debate that had witnesses glued to their computer screens, a competitive keyboard warrior pulled out a breathtaking win with a record-breaking 237…
A recent survey of schoolteachers has revealed what you probably already knew: other people’s children just aren’t as good as yours. Each new school year,…
In a catastrophe of biblical proportions, a terrifying breed of summer squash has infested the United States from coast to coast. Scientists call the noxious…
In a shocking scene straight out of a horror book (of scripture), a Missouri woman was cursed with a decidedly unfashionable body made entirely of…
After thousands of disgruntled customers rightfully pointed out that moral truth is more important that empirical facts, Amazon is finally addressing those concerns in their…
In yet another move sure to get them blacklisted from the rabidly pro-life entertainment industry, courageous musicians have joined in signing a mission statement defening…