After thinking that visiting a foreign planet would make for a nice Spring Break activity, one alien family is desperately trying to leave the place…
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After the unanimously positive response to her suggestion that women unable to procure baby formula should “try breastfeeding,” life coach Bette Midler has continued to…
After their audience had dwindled down to a total of 14 people–12 of whom were mothers of their network anchors–CNN has finally seen its first…
Every so often, a thrift store devotee is sure to stumble onto a rare and fascinating find. And one patron of the Goodwill shop in…
At holy post office sites across the United States, citizens spent this April 18th giving their yearly tithes to the IRS, also known to worshipers…
After failing to secure a takeover of Twitter (followed by attempts at Instagram, TikTok, and finally Myspace), Elon Musk has moved on to negotiations with…
In a move that the victimized Twitter employee fears will lead to years of PTSD and expensive therapy, new board member Elon Musk began his…
After years of playing straight person to the dynamic comedy duo of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, Jen Psaki is reportedly pursuing a more serious…
After winner Will Smith had his Oscar for best actor revoked, runner-up Joe Biden was given the award for his role in the political comedic…
In the tightest race for the award to date, CNN edged out Fox News and MSNBC to win the prize for Best Fictional News Series.…