In a triumph for the health-conscious (and environmentally responsible) intravenous drug community, the Supreme Court finally banned dangerous vaping devices from safe injection sites.
“Prior to this ruling, ‘safe’ injection sites were anything but,” explained one man as he tossed his used condom and safety needle on the sidewalk. And breaking out his crack pipe, he continued to complain, “The cigarette lobbyists have been warning us for years that vaping is literally one million times as deadly as cigs. The government just refused to listen until the tobacco companies paid them the standard ‘legislation fee.’”
Continuing to muse as he relieved himself on the sidewalk, the man added, “The damage to vapers themselves, as well as to our sacred environment, may never be completely undone. But at least now we are taking the one step that we know will make a positive difference.”
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