You probably noticed something different about Justin Trudeau in recent photos, but perhaps you couldn’t quite put your finger on what it was. But in answer to your question… no, he didn’t get a new haircut.
In a surprisingly candid interview, Trudeau has admitted that his complexion has gotten a little boost from a faux tanner. And since the footage was released, bronzer has been flying off the shelves faster than it did when Donald Trump first rocked a more muted darkened face.
Chuckling in his boyishly charming way, Trudeau discussed his fresh look with a group of beauty editors, all of whom have given his new glow overwhelmingly positive reviews. And when asked if he thought it might prove a “teeny weeny bit offensive” to his more progressive constituents, he shook his head sadly.
“It’s a sad day when a young, handsome politician who says all the right things is held to the same standard as an old, egotistical loon,” he complained. “Fortunately, I think most of my fans… er, voters… recognize that I deserve special treatment.”
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