After advocating tirelessly for the safety of his subjects during the violent “Freedom Convoy,” Prime Minister Justin Trudeau faced yet another challenge today after finding out numerous children along the convoy route were being allowed to jump in structurally unsound bouncy houses.
Perhaps most chilling, Trudeau claims some of the bouncy houses do not even have concrete foundations. But he also noted a lack of proper plumbing, unstable load-bearing walls, and kids with snotty noses being allowed to wipe boogers all over the interior.
Trudeau responded immediately by placing Canada in the 73rd concurrent state of emergency, joining the present edicts regarding climate change, relentless honking, excessive use of the word “eh,” and a recent increase in unlicensed floral arrangers. He assured citizens that he would tackle this new issue as competently as he’d tackled the other 72, resulting in mass depression and hysteria (which have now been deemd the 74th and 75th emergency states, respectively).
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