If you are one of the predicted 10 to 12 revelers planning to dress as Beetlejuice Boebert for this year’s office Halloween party, you should probably get in line a few hours before the grand opening next Tuesday at Spirit Halloween.
A spokesperson for the annual pop-up store, who wishes to remain anonymous so her clients from JP Morgan don’t know this is how she spends her diversity, equity and inclusion training month, says “BB” is the hottest item this year.
The full outfit retails for $546, a nod to the 546 votes that carried the outfit’s eponymous Lauren Boebert over the finish line in her 2021 victory to the U.S. House of Representatives slot.
Spirit Halloween has promised a $50 discount to the first buyer, a nod to the 50 infrared cameras that were aimed directly at Boebert as she “watched” the Beetlejuice musical with a date.
The anonymous spokesperson says the outfit comes with an exceptionally flattering cocktail dress (or it might just be body paint, nobody seems to know), a fabulous wig, trendy glasses, a vape mod, and a letter of denial explaining that “this is not a vape mod.”
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