“Barbie Oppenheimer: Honey, I Blew Up the Dreamhouse” rumored to be Hollywood’s next crossover

Last updated on August 23, 2023

In their latest show of creative genius, Hollywood bigwigs have announced they will once again be recycling their past successes into a remake. And after the triumphs of such crossovers as “Marvel Comics: We Literally Just Threw Them All Together and Called It a Movie,” a blend of their two most recent box office wins seemed like an obvious choice.

Proletariat audiences may consider Oppenheimer and Barbie an odd pairing, but film experts have pointed out that anyone with this opinion is just uncultured and stupid, and possibly even lacking a PhD in Film Science. 

Pressed for further clarification, they elaborated that if you don’t understand, “It’s hopeless to try to explain it to you.” 

Reporters have asked movie studio heads how the film will proceed amid the current writers’ strike, and the bosses replied in confusion, “We have writers? I certainly hope we aren’t paying them.”

Further questions about their industry also went unanswered, with studio CEO’s insisting that reports of falling revenues and audience disappointment are “as false as the claims of human trafficking in that ‘Sound of Freedom’ dud.”