In their growing mountain of evidence that Trump is using moves directly from Hitler’s Nazi playbook, CNN just released photos of both tyrants consuming nearly identical frozen dairy desserts during their respective military offensives.
And most polled CNN viewers agreed that this will be the scandal that finally sinks Trump’s presidency.
“It’s hard to tell, because the old pictures are grainy, but it sure looks like Hitler was dining on Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia flavor,” gasped a shocked CNN devotee as she examined their riveting breaking news feed. “I have an aunt whose neighbor once saw Trump in Kroger while she was picking up her glaucoma medication, and she’s just sure that was the same kind he was buying.”
Many other Trump detractors have noted the stark difference between his culinary reaction to a foreign attack and that of Hillary Clinton during the Benghazi tragedy.
“I mean, I don’t know what she was eating. CNN inexplicably neglected to research that vital information at the time,” admitted one longtime viewer. “But I’ve never seen Hillary eating anything except the flesh of her rivals, and maybe a few small children, so I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t be so gauche as to eat ice cream while American lives were in danger.”
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