Amid pressure from multiple government officials, Secret Service director Kimberly Cheatle has expressed her willingness to leave her position. However, she agreed only on the…
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Mitt Romney has broken the oath that all politicians allegedly pledge to follow before they are allowed into government office, and insiders say that other…
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As the promised MMA fight between Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg seems increasingly unlikely to materialize, former president Donald Trump has offered to fill the…
In his ongoing efforts to curb undesirable comments on Facebook, chief linguistics officer Mark Zuckerberg is joining forces with Apple to create devices that will…
Former president Donald Trump has announced a line of collector’s items related to his arrest in Atlanta, Georgia last Thursday. After the success of his…
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President Joe Biden demonstrated his trademark knack for empathy as he visited Florida victims of Hurricane Idalia, telling them that he too had experienced “horrific”…
In yet another demonstration of their devotion to inclusivity, Disney has announced they will be remaking the 1975 classic movie “Mahogany,” with Miley Cyrus playing…